It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny. David Spade More Quotes by David Spade More Quotes From David Spade Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. David Spade smart want watches I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used. David Spade used use two Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! David Spade dating college school Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't! David Spade weed summer long With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. David Spade hook night way I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you! David Spade girl cute moving I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time. David Spade beautiful-girl girl beautiful I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked. David Spade changed I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them. David Spade profit stars kind I'm always making fun of myself and my friends. David Spade my-friends fun If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting. David Spade down-and trying interesting It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American. David Spade mexican careers calling My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore. David Spade anything-goes i-can school There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. David Spade couple people ideas When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow. David Spade vulnerable tomorrow kind Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less. David Spade want opportunity I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade civilians stories want It's funny because it's funny. David Spade To be famous and broke is hard. David Spade broke hard Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. David Spade exotic normal ifs
