It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. Zach Braff More Quotes by Zach Braff More Quotes From Zach Braff I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. Zach Braff what-ifmeankids The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters. Zach Braff playwritingcharacter I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon. Zach Braff differencesguypeople It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst. Zach Braff peersyearsschool I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. Zach Braff guydoewant Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late. Zach Braff biographieswritingtoo-late I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread. Zach Braff black-and-whitementhinking If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better. Zach Braff global-warmingmankindkilling When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band. Zach Braff sufferingplaypeople I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. Zach Braff minoritiespeoplethinking She can't say no if she's unconscious. Zach Braff unconsciousifs People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2. Zach Braff gardentwofather One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude. Zach Braff qualityrudeeye I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. Zach Braff history-booksbook It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty. Zach Braff talentgeniusgood-things I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine. Zach Braff jobsmeanthinking I find my movie props in my neighbors houses. Zach Braff propsneighborhouse I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. Zach Braff meanpeoplethinking People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous. Zach Braff earthwishpeople I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he? Zach Braff blamevoiceactors
