It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself. Bob Saget More Quotes by Bob Saget More Quotes From Bob Saget If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid. Bob Saget car want kids The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist. Bob Saget greatness men Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air. Bob Saget air beautiful sweet Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business. Bob Saget banking government thinking Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity. Bob Saget virtue kindness Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable? Bob Saget mets girl doe Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? Bob Saget yelling men son A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. Bob Saget naked together way My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape. Bob Saget dad kind stuff People do what they do to each other and they feed on it. Bob Saget people What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. Bob Saget comedy levels people I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people. Bob Saget acting fun people Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way? Bob Saget soul love-is two Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker. Bob Saget alcoholics horrible used Some dead people said smart stuff. Bob Saget smart stuff people When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away. Bob Saget going-away Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained. Bob Saget oil our-world people Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news. Bob Saget good-day sunday reading Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime. Bob Saget realizing wish sometimes Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk. Bob Saget tag team forever
