It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. Betty White More Quotes by Betty White More Quotes From Betty White Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop asking me. Ask and I will say yes unless it is something I really don't like. Betty White asking retirement dirty Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do. Betty White pet animal lying Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. Betty White rocks dog sleep I don't care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time - and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones - I think it's fine if they want to get married. I don't know how people can get so anti-something. Betty White gay couple sleep Vodka is kind of a hobby. Betty White hobbies women drunk Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same. Betty White golden-retrievers affair never-quit I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative. Betty White bigs trying negative I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. Betty White wasting-time waste sound You don't luck into integrity. You work at it. Betty White luck integrity I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not. Betty White laughing people thinking You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.' Betty White heartbreaking animal thinking My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' Betty White golden-girls bananas mother I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do. Betty White kitchen cooking dog It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game. Betty White gratitude pain mirrors I can't get over that at this age I don't feel this age. I'm not trying to be any younger. I'm not lying about my age. If I were lying about my age, I would say I was 89. I'm just at one of those good times in one's life. I'm at one of the high spots. I'm healthy enough to enjoy it. I'm surrounded by friends I adore. Isn't that kind of the best way to sign off? Betty White healthy trying lying You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal. Betty White animal hands way There is no fool like an old fool. Betty White old-proverb playing-the-fool fool Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White funny-inspirational communication truth Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. Betty White vines dog hot It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are. Betty White track pet years
