J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it.

Spider-Man

Green Goblin We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.

Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.

Ring Announcer What's your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That's it The Human Spider That's the best you've got Peter Yeah. Ring Announcer Well that sucks.