Liar, liar, LIAR!!! Cheshire Cat More Quotes by Cheshire Cat More Quotes From Cheshire Cat The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too? Cheshire Cat mysteryorder Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart! Cheshire Cat nicerealheart Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run. Cheshire Cat haste-makes-wastedressesrunning Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! Cheshire Cat croquetclubswant The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die. Cheshire Cat deficituninformeddies I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. Cheshire Cat hairballsgirl I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points. Cheshire Cat toadstoolstrustednever-trust The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland. Cheshire Cat wonderlandqueenslong I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan. Cheshire Cat orphani-canknows Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion! Cheshire Cat wonderlandarmyqueens Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely. Cheshire Cat wonderlandessenceenemy To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting. Cheshire Cat royalvictimwaiting Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit! Cheshire Cat behaviorrabbitsneeds That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows. Cheshire Cat blowwindtwo If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well. Cheshire Cat wellsillnessmedicine He makes you unhappy?...well then, Cheshire will destroy him! Cheshire Cat anime-quotespandora-heartsanime You might as well let Cheshire eat you! Cheshire Cat anime-quotespandora-heartsanime Everything that made you sad, everything that hurt you, Cheshire will destroy them! Cheshire Cat anime-quotespandora-heartsanime
