Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. Leslie Nielsen More Quotes by Leslie Nielsen More Quotes From Leslie Nielsen 'Who are you and how did you get in here' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' Leslie Nielsen It was a boy's name first. Leslie Nielsen boynamefirst In those days, I auditioned for everything MGM made while I was under contract. Not for the roles Elizabeth Taylor eventually got, of course. Leslie Nielsen daysgoteverythingmade I've produced, but as for directing, that's a dream that'll have to go unfulfilled. Leslie Nielsen unfulfilleddirectinggodream If I couldn't be an actor, I would only consider being an astronaut, a sea otter, or a gynecologist. Leslie Nielsen actoronlybeingsea The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. Leslie Nielsen wordsupreasongolf I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account. Leslie Nielsen shirtplayingyesterdaygolf There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in. Leslie Nielsen villagewinterfatherpeople To be honest, I never, ever thought I'd ever do comedy. I was so frequently cast early on as a high-born young man with... 'problems' and, later, as a heavy, from black-hatted western villains to the corporate raider to bad cops. Leslie Nielsen problemsthoughtmancomedy As for honours, I've had a few along the way, and to be honest, I never expected any of them. I made a good living for decades, and that was enough; that, and maybe a good residual cheque from time to time. Leslie Nielsen nevergoodtimeway I don't have a hard and fast rule about dignity. I'm concerned about being treated with respect, but if I make my own choices and kind of let 'er rip, I will. Leslie Nielsen dignityrespectmy-ownchoices
