Live every day as if it's going to be your last, and one day, you'll be right. Malachy McCourt More Quotes by Malachy McCourt More Quotes From Malachy McCourt Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime. Malachy McCourt facetscrimecompassion My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole. Malachy McCourt hard-workpurposepeople I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse. Malachy McCourt excusediseasesaid Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure. Malachy McCourt damagepoliticalbrain Somebody once said that the Irish derived the greatest benefit from the English language. They court it like a beautiful woman. They make it bray with donkey laughter, they fling it at the sky like paint pots full of rainbow colors. Malachy McCourt laughtercolorbeautiful They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway. Malachy McCourt ticketsdyinggiving To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think. Malachy McCourt editedsaintthinking I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen. Malachy McCourt marriedchildrenyears I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up. Malachy McCourt alcoholicsdiseasefather Imagination in the child is powerful. Reading and laughter and love are essential in our lives. Malachy McCourt laughterpowerfulchildren Do whatever you want because that's not what you are. That's what you do for the moment. Malachy McCourt do-whatever-you-wantmomentswant Once I know I'm an alcoholic then it is my obligation, duty to see what I can do about healing myself. Malachy McCourt obligationdutyhealing I see the way I look upon organized religion, I was a victim of that of mythology, and of cruelty, and all the absurd stuff. Malachy McCourt stufflooksway This is the place for me where every single dream I ever had came to fruition and I love it dearly. I love ya, New York. Malachy McCourt fruitionnew-yorkdream I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I was deserted in my head. I was always out, always in the saloons, always drinking, always messing about. Malachy McCourt leavingdrinkingfather There were a few people who got jobs in Limerick, a big barrel on wheels, and it was a barrel that went back and forth, and a shovel and a broom. So, they went around shoveling the horseshit into this barrel. So, you got that job when you were around 15, and then you got to retire at the age of 65, with a pension. A small pension. So that would be 50 years of shoveling horseshit. And I was advised very seriously that I should get that job. Malachy McCourt jobspeopleyears Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public. Malachy McCourt sillysongkids If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is. Malachy McCourt look-upsubstancelooks Never make any reference to the other person's family. "You're just like your - " because that is out, completely. Malachy McCourt like-youpersons There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease. Malachy McCourt incurable-diseaserecoverydisease
