Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter. He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and football is real. Jose Mourinho More Quotes by Jose Mourinho More Quotes From Jose Mourinho For me pressure is bird flu. I'm serious. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football. Football is nothing compared with life. For me bird flu is the drama of the last few days. I'll have to buy a mask. Jose Mourinho fun football soccer If at the end of the season I'm leaving the club, you have the right to come to me and say: 'Jose, you are a liar' Jose Mourinho clubs leaving liars If you're not a big club, you choose one competition and you fight in that competition and forget the others. Big clubs - we cannot do this Jose Mourinho competition clubs fighting If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary. Jose Mourinho barcelona problem football Look at the way teams play against Arsenal. They don't believe they can win. They don't believe. Jose Mourinho team winning believe When I face the media, maybe I don't feel it now, here with you, because it's a different sort of interview, but when I face the media before or after the game, I feel it as part of the game. Jose Mourinho media different games Let slip the dogs of champions. Jose Mourinho dog football soccer I won't say we have to win. I won't put that pressure. But we can't lose. Jose Mourinho pressure winning football My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard's history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them. Jose Mourinho trophies arrogant zero Instead of speaking about Real Madrid, Mr Wenger should speak about Arsenal and explain how he lost 2-0 against a team in the Champions League for the first time [Braga]. The history about the young kids is getting old now. Sagna, Clichy, Walcott, Fabregas, Song, Nasri, Van Persie, Arshavin are not kids. They are all top players. Jose Mourinho team real song I always think there's our age in ID terms but then there's our real age because for me the real age is not the age on your ID. That's just a date when you were born. The real age, the real ID is your body, your brain, your attitude. Jose Mourinho real attitude thinking Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a privileged one. Jose Mourinho league sleep football For Chelsea, I would turn down every job in the world. Jose Mourinho turns jobs world Would you phone the president of Ghana? Jose Mourinho ghana phones president I followed an Italian manager and it cannot be easy when you follow a manager who thinks very differently. Jose Mourinho italian easy thinking I think boring is a team that plays at home and can not score a goal. Jose Mourinho team home football I want to congratulate again Mike Dean. I think his performance was unbelievable and I think when referees have unbelievable performances, I think it's fair that as managers we give them praise. So fantastic performance. Jose Mourinho league football thinking You have to win and especially, as I have, you have to win a trophy for the first time. Jose Mourinho trophies winning firsts Facing the press is not easy, but because you have to go, you have to try to take a lot of positive things for yourself from these face-to-face meetings. Jose Mourinho easy faces trying So if one day the result becomes 3-3, for me it doesn't change my mind, because it's football, it's normal. What is not normal is that we haven't been scoring enough goals playing such good football as we've been playing in the last few weeks. Jose Mourinho goal mind football