Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. Tom Holt More Quotes by Tom Holt More Quotes From Tom Holt American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957. Tom Holt styleperfecttea New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else Tom Holt incentivesuglytechnology In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy. Tom Holt worst-enemycompetitionjobs Descartes' immortal conclusion cogito ergo sum was recently subjected to destruction testing by a group of graduate researchers at Princeton led by Professors Montjuic and Lauterbrunnen, and now reads, in the Shorter Harvard Orthodoxy: Tom Holt groupswifethinking After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives? Tom Holt bangingenquirygiving Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton. Tom Holt eveningone-dayhome Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever. Tom Holt usedchoicesmatter Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem Tom Holt know-howproblempatience There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly. Tom Holt reincarnationcostfriendly It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger. Tom Holt workoutgirlbeautiful Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg Pull. Apollo has the best claim, but a sizeable minority support Pluto, ex-God of the Dead, on the grounds that he has a really sick sense of humour. How would it be, suggested the unidentified god, if first we tell them all to love their neighbour, pack in the killing and thieving, and be nice to each other. Then we let them start burning heretics. Tom Holt supportsicknice Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world. Tom Holt love-isbeautifulbelieve Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. Tom Holt bathroomtryinglying American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot Tom Holt styleperfecttea There's all sorts of things I was always meaning to get around to - learning to play the flute, calculating the square root of nought, going mad - but I just didn't have the time. Tom Holt squaresrootsplay There is that within a man that drives him ever onwards, just as the power of the seasons drives the roots of flowers into the hard earth; and so he decided, against his better judgment, to open his eyes and find out what was going to happen to him next. Tom Holt flowerambitionhope Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant. Tom Holt heartbrokengirllost At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance Tom Holt nuisanceninety-ninerace I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year Tom Holt days-of-the-yeartryingyears Lawyers are predators in grey worsted Tom Holt greypredatorlawyer
