Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

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Don't ever forget that you're a citizen of this world, and there are things you can do to lift the human spirit, things that are easy, things that are free, things that you can do every day: civility, respect, kindness, character.

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respect freedom kindness

Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.

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You're going to fall down, but the world doesn't care how many times you fall down, as long as it's one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.

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I'd been concerned all along that the character of the president in the West Wing pilot would throw the ensemble out of whack, that that character would simply take up all the oxygen in a room. I wanted to hold off bringing this character in until the last possible moment.

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moments president character

I love writing. I'm not particularly comfortable in the actual world - I'm much more comfortable on the page. So if I could have a life where I could just slip the pages under the door and somebody would slip me a meal back, then that would be perfect for me.

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perfect writing doors

I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, "You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy, I'm a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?" and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.

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hate white writing

Rule of storytelling: When a character is shoved against a wall, shove them against a wall harder.

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storytelling wall character

An artist’s job is to captivate… if we stumble into truth, we got lucky.

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lucky artist jobs

Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

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Decisions are made by those who show up.

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Socializing on the internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.

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internet tvs reality

Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don't need little changes, we need gigantic, monumental changes. Schools should be palaces. The competition for the best teachers should be fierce. They should be making six-figure salaries. Schools should be incredibly expensive for government and absolutely free of charge to its citizens, just like national defense. That's my position. I just haven't figured out how to do it yet.

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government teacher school

Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of friends and makes friends really easily.

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like-facebook week night

A friend is somebody who says the same things to your face that they would say if you're not in the room.

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your-face faces rooms

The real problem with all drugs is that they work. Fantastically. They're great, right up until the moment they kill you.

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drug problem real

Tell me what you think and then tell me what the really smart person in the room who disagrees with you thinks.

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smart rooms thinking

Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.

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mathematics doe night

People don't live their lives in a series of scenes that form a dramatic narrative, they don't speak in dialogue, they're not lit by a cinematographer or scored by a composer. The properties of real life and the properties of drama have almost nothing to do with each other. The difference between writing about reporters and being a reporter is the same as the difference between drawing a building and building a building.

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real drama life

Writers are opposite of athletes, they get better with age

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get-better athlete opposites

I'm not interested in the difference between good and bad, I'm interested in the differences between good and great.

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