Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. Joe Moore More Quotes by Joe Moore More Quotes From Joe Moore A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing. Joe Moore America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government. Joe Moore If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it. Joe Moore It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. Joe Moore Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite. Joe Moore Marriage love, honor, and negotiate. Joe Moore A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. Joe Moore Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. Joe Moore After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers. Joe Moore As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible. Joe Moore Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most. Joe Moore Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. Joe Moore Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people. Joe Moore If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to. Joe Moore It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close. Joe Moore It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better. Joe Moore Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety. Joe Moore Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles. Joe Moore The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public. Joe Moore The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know. Joe Moore
