Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves. Chuck Palahniuk More Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk More Quotes From Chuck Palahniuk Narrator: You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. Chuck Palahniuk narrators giving life We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes. There's microwaved watermelons. There's the vibrating handles of lawn mowers right at crotch level. There's vacuum cleaners and beanbag chairs. Internet sites. All those old chat room sex hounds pretending to be sixteen-year-old girls. For serious, old FBI guys makes the sexiest cyberbabes. Chuck Palahniuk girl sex years No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. It won't help the situation for you to get all upset. Chuck Palahniuk soon-enough expectations heaven The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish. Chuck Palahniuk hell voice motivational The body ages. grows. passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person. That... that is proof of your deathless soul. Chuck Palahniuk phases soul age I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear. Chuck Palahniuk believe-in-yourself rebel opposites Sex pretty much cures everything. Chuck Palahniuk cures sex We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship. Chuck Palahniuk cruise ships world These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful. Chuck Palahniuk couple running beautiful I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation. Chuck Palahniuk toxic-waste singing dancing People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become. Chuck Palahniuk society people years I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection. Chuck Palahniuk rejection If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God? Chuck Palahniuk christian god father When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes. Chuck Palahniuk aspirin notes sick At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. Chuck Palahniuk mustache stripes risk You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late. Chuck Palahniuk knives heart too-late I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic. Chuck Palahniuk whole-life whole want Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married. Chuck Palahniuk married boring sex Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held. Chuck Palahniuk angel long hands These stories are ghosts, bringing people back from the dead. Just for a moment. For a visit. Every story is a ghost. Chuck Palahniuk ghost stories people
