My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip. Tom Zegan After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done. Tom Zegan Character is something you do when no one else is watching. Tom Zegan Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma. Tom Zegan Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back! Tom Zegan I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first. Tom Zegan Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is. Tom Zegan A Soulution to Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state. Tom Zegan All religions are a scam . . . except for yours of course. Tom Zegan All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason. Tom Zegan Any Terrorist living in the US will either leave or the people of the United States will eliminate you. Tom Zegan Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender? Tom Zegan Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her! Tom Zegan Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . nobody wants to die! Tom Zegan Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague? Tom Zegan Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive. Tom Zegan I asked God if He could hear me . . . He said "No". Tom Zegan I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either. Tom Zegan I found that life will go on pretty much with or with out you. Tom Zegan I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks! Tom Zegan
