My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry. Bob Saget More Quotes by Bob Saget More Quotes From Bob Saget Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips. Bob Saget road-triphouselong I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with. Bob Saget drinkcausesfighting The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more. Bob Saget guypeopleyears I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show. Bob Saget comedymorningthinking In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work. Bob Saget looking-forwardcreativepeople I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house! Bob Saget waitingyesterdayhouse Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack. Bob Saget lightfirepeople And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing. Bob Saget turkeyscuttingbird If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done. Bob Saget theorydonemessages I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. Bob Saget penguinswantpeople The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too. Bob Saget wineresponsibilitykids I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff. Bob Saget daughtermotherfun My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure. Bob Saget being-insecuregenuineinsecure I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget sickwantworld I become a chameleon for wherever I am. Bob Saget chameleon I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club. Bob Saget ivykidsschool You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable. Bob Saget daughtergirlmom You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you. Bob Saget who-your-friends-arelying Everyone I love I pay. Bob Saget pay Valuable people are undervalued. Bob Saget undervaluedvaluablepeople
