My favorite film is always the one that I most recently worked on. Lloyd Kaufman More Quotes by Lloyd Kaufman More Quotes From Lloyd Kaufman The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world. Lloyd Kaufman haterabbitspeople If Shakespeare had lived in our age, he would have been sued for writing Romeo And Juliet, because as everybody knows, he plagiarized that from an Italian play. Lloyd Kaufman italianplaywriting Luckily, I've never been offered a directing job that was lucrative. I've never heard, "Here's $800,000 to remake Sisters." Lloyd Kaufman remakesheardjobs I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads. Lloyd Kaufman teacherhandspeople I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him. Lloyd Kaufman goofyfilmdirectors The first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with. Lloyd Kaufman independentnew-yorkjobs Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals. Lloyd Kaufman broadwaygaymen In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die! Lloyd Kaufman diesocietychristmaspeople It is up to us to produce better-quality movies. Lloyd Kaufman usmoviesupproduce In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous overeating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die! Lloyd Kaufman societychristmaspeopleworld That DMC Act is a disgrace. And the problem with independent art in this country is that independent artists have been economically blacklisted. Lloyd Kaufman independentproblemcountryart
