My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself

Thom Yorke

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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read... by Thom Yorke

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

chickens book

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only... by Thom Yorke

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

lap uncles play

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clev... by Thom Yorke

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

ifs wish clever

There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

stars stupid drinking

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with... by Thom Yorke

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

rocks evil children

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my w... by Thom Yorke

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

eye mother

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.

revenge kids school

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

paradise would-be world

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and t... by Thom Yorke

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

ask-me autographs people

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

laughter differences grandma

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

mother house monsters

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. begins to weep There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! shrivels up

bird beach heaven

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

creating voice giving

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly by Thom Yorke

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly

kicking ambition looks

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour. by Thom Yorke

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

juvenile humour home

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the b... by Thom Yorke

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

mopping-up blood thinking

Being in a band turns you into a child and keeps you there. by Thom Yorke

Being in a band turns you into a child and keeps you there.

turns band children

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

mtv cutting men

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.

dancing trying looks

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own... by Thom Yorke

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

radiohead hardest listening