My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. Julie Bowen More Quotes by Julie Bowen More Quotes From Julie Bowen It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad. Julie Bowen chancepatiencewar I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist. Julie Bowen websitegossipmagazines Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house. Julie Bowen crazychildrenpeople In my family, Mom can lead the sports activities, no problem! Except football - that, my husband does. Julie Bowen momfootballsports Success is getting up one more time than you fall down. Julie Bowen falling-downmore-timefall As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy. Julie Bowen being-lazylazyjoy I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them. Julie Bowen hockeysportsschool I take the kids skiing every year, and my husband doesn't always go. The way I grew up, that's very normal. My mom would take us skiing, but my dad hates cold weather. Julie Bowen dadhusbandmom I do find it odd people choose to do stuff that makes them look like crazy Hollywood faces, but I've got zero judgment. Julie Bowen zerocrazypeople I feel the most pulled together when I'm going for the tomboyish thing. Julie Bowen togetherfeels I had many decades of me time and now I just don't have that anymore. There are days when I rail against it. Julie Bowen raildecades At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute. Julie Bowen octopuspaperkids I don't always run in the mornings, but I am definitely better if I run in the mornings. Julie Bowen ifsrunningmorning I have three kids. I should know how to take care of them. Julie Bowen carethreekids I just can't seem to make myself care about what I look like when I am working out. Julie Bowen work-outcarelooks Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games. Julie Bowen gamesplaykids I read books more than I go out. Julie Bowen book I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again! Julie Bowen momclassyears I'm built like a 14-year-old boy. I have no waist, so anything I wear has to have a lot of trickeration going on. I don't fit into girl dresses. I can't just slip it on. Julie Bowen girlboysyears I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made me feel so much better. Julie Bowen enough-timeyellingkids
