My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. Moms Mabley More Quotes by Moms Mabley More Quotes From Moms Mabley Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. Moms Mabley inspirationlovemoving Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. Moms Mabley carlightchildren Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one. Moms Mabley messagesyoungmen Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. Moms Mabley armspolicemen It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient. Moms Mabley disgracedamnifs Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children. Moms Mabley differenceswhitechildren A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can Moms Mabley maturitymenlong The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. Moms Mabley teenagerdoepeople I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it. Moms Mabley youngwantideas If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? Moms Mabley emsmomchildren [On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. Moms Mabley wake-upagemorning Use those brains that God put in your head. Moms Mabley usebrain You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty. Moms Mabley guiltymommen Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house! Moms Mabley weightwhitehouse [On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage. Moms Mabley fourmomhoney
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