My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again. Steve Williams More Quotes by Steve Williams More Quotes From Steve Williams I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him Steve Williams expression new-york talking The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem. Steve Williams cases problem reality Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified. Steve Williams should-have golf believe I think it's always when you go to caddie for another player, it's no different to when you start with a new player. The very most important thing is when you get the first opportunity to have a win is to try and show them that you know what you're doing. It's easier said than done. Steve Williams player winning opportunity A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"' Steve Williams tyrants want years If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect. Steve Williams caddies yards hard-work Getting the first win is very important. I think that takes a lot of pressure off going forward. Steve Williams important winning thinking Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person. Steve Williams persons race golf When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired. Steve Williams caddies break needs Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel. Steve Williams caddies player mean Every single guy that I've caddied, even guys that I've caddied for just here and there over the years has won tournaments. There's no one I've caddied for that hasn't won tournaments. So I guess when I caddie for someone, it's kind of a reassurance thing that Steve knows what it takes to get it done. Steve Williams here-and-there guy years