My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble. Thom Yorke dont-trust stage trouble I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile. Thom Yorke party parent kids Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans. Thom Yorke dolphins government evil If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do. Thom Yorke bored can-do song One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece Thom Yorke voice lakes littles I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. Thom Yorke not-afraid computer world Everyone has got the fear Thom Yorke holding-on This was something that was obsessing me and creating a writer's block. To get involved and get stuck in, get the proper information about what's going on has really helped. Thom Yorke creating information block There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up. Thom Yorke lonely loneliness running I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. Thom Yorke janitor banned dirty I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots Thom Yorke squirrels people thinking Cigarrettes make you look cool Thom Yorke looks You'll go to Hell Thom Yorke mind dirty thinking Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses. Thom Yorke pauses gaps I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it. Thom Yorke mexican neighborhood sorry They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream Thom Yorke nice brother dream When I go forwards, you go backwards Thom Yorke backwards You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself... Thom Yorke hurt And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps Thom Yorke lollipop love-life waiting If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad. Thom Yorke spotlight media want