My son, beware of a plain damsel who charmeth thee, for she needeth much wile, and useth diverse weapons. Gelett Burgess More Quotes by Gelett Burgess More Quotes From Gelett Burgess A reproof entereth more into a woman of sense than an hundred compliments into a fool. Gelett Burgess women fool compliment No man knoweth how another man maketh his love, for women tell not. Gelett Burgess his-love love men To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game. Gelett Burgess self games fun Seek one woman whom thou canst trust, and to her who lovest thee best, tell thy secrets. She will deliver thee from the hands of strange women, she will expose their craft; and of her who flattereth thee, will she make known the reason. Gelett Burgess women secret hands Some women are to be captured by storm and some taken by siege; yet if there be not a traitor in her heart that shall deliver up the garrison, thou shalt not prevail over her. Gelett Burgess women taken heart Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy. Gelett Burgess women suffering pet There are no roads in all Bohemia ! Gelett Burgess bohemia Every person has some splendid traits and if we confine our contacts so as to bring those traits into action, there is no need of ever being bored or irritated or indignant. Gelett Burgess bored action needs If you wish to be positive, which means youthful, never speak of the past any more than you can help. Gelett Burgess being-positive mean past Style is doing things not in any way but in the best way. Gelett Burgess best-way style way As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness. Gelett Burgess women cat dark Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter. Gelett Burgess chianti bitter love Tell not thy previous loves to a woman, lest she also telleth thee hers. Gelett Burgess thee love Son, if a maiden love thee, thou shalt appear handsome in her sight; she shall praise thine eyes, and the corners of thy mouth, yea, she shall admire thy hands. Though thou wert even as the orangutan yet shall she paint thee with fancies. Gelett Burgess eye love son Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat. Gelett Burgess obesity thirty fats Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! Gelett Burgess purple sorry writing The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?" Gelett Burgess aging news remember Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies. Gelett Burgess allies women men Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. Gelett Burgess faces motivational thinking A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go. Gelett Burgess mice tales