My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him break dancing on this piece of a cardboard. I probably always thought they were cool since then. I never knew his comedy, but I used to always see him break dancing. And he was terrible at it.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

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Television is a thing that people get very familiar with. They want to hear your voice in their head.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

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I was always the class clown and got kicked out of class at least once a day for just being a goofball. Not suspended or anything, just sit outside and look at the tree on the bench. I got benched a lot. You keep one foot on the bench and try to get as far away as possible.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

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Jim Carrey and my dad were best friends. He would always be in my... by Damon Wayans, Jr.

Jim Carrey and my dad were best friends. He would always be in my house and stuff like that.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

dad house stuff

If I could have a superpower, I would choose the ability to make people's heart stop, if I just point at them.

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If you have the ability and want it bad enough, do it! by Damon Wayans, Jr.

If you have the ability and want it bad enough, do it!

Damon Wayans, Jr.

ability enough

What excites me is danger! I like to do daring things. I've bungee jumped three times. The only thing I haven't tried is skydiving.

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I'm not really a clothes guy. I'd rather be naked. by Damon Wayans, Jr.

I'm not really a clothes guy. I'd rather be naked.

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I don't think I've ever had my heart broken, because I'm a man. I laughed it off, and then went and had sex with about 16 women, all unprotected.

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The key qualities all successful people share are drive, and beli... by Damon Wayans, Jr.

The key qualities all successful people share are drive, and belief in themselves.

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Even in real life, sometimes you find that person you click with that you get irritated by every other person in the world but you can be around this person every day and you'd be fine with it.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

day you life world

I wanted to be an animator originally. I went to art school; I went to art college and everything. But that screen was just calling me.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

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My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 years old. I didn't even see his stand-up, really, until I started doing stand-up, and that was when I was 22. So he's pretty strict. We had curfews until I was 17... he didn't play around.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

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You see people you identify with, and you take pieces of people you like and shape who you are. Like, I sound just like my dad. But that's literally my vocal chords. I can't sound like anything else... I sound like him, but I act like myself.

Damon Wayans, Jr.

myself you dad people