Netflix is just wonderful. Joel McHale More Quotes by Joel McHale More Quotes From Joel McHale If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. Joel McHale dreamlyingway Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. Joel McHale printedshould I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort. Joel McHale survivalweaponscomfort Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent. Joel McHale fun Without a doubt, Robert Rodriguez is the reason I was drawn to it. The fact that he even knew who I was and then was interested in me for the role was amazing. I am a huge fan of his and it's like a bucket list thing for me to be able to work with him and knowing that Jessica Alba and Jeremy Piven were in it I knew that part was going to be good and as you said, the pedigree of the series was great, so it was really one of those things I couldn't resist. Joel McHale rolesknowingdoubt I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture. Joel McHale savedculturethinking I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically homeless, I'm not gonna get one." Joel McHale actorsrealjobs I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies. Joel McHale eternal-life My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. Joel McHale careersgoalsake Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry. Joel McHale mount-rushmorebillspeople Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. Joel McHale bigshard-worksecret I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm a connoisseur of telling people what I think is good and bad. Joel McHale peopleartthinking It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is. Joel McHale careersworkpeople I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. Joel McHale footballboysthinking I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great? Joel McHale halloweenkidsschool When I initially met with Robert I was just so excited to meet the guy. I was able to go to Troublemaker Studios in Austin, Texas and just hanging out was fantastic. Working on this took up all of my weekends while I was shooting Community. It was crazy, but again, no regrets. Joel McHale weekendregretcrazy In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! Joel McHale juicemakeupuse You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. Joel McHale auditionsnailstalent Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. Joel McHale comedyhairfacts Before Community started up again for the season, we had the chance to go on a long family vacation where we drove for ten days down the coast. I was like wow, look at these people that I am related to and am actually spending some quality time with! So it was great to be with them, but now my schedule is really difficult so I have to take what I can get. Joel McHale vacationlongpeople
