Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. Boris Johnson More Quotes by Boris Johnson More Quotes From Boris Johnson The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. Boris Johnson voidemptyvacuums I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick. Boris Johnson swimmingjumpingrivers I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work. Boris Johnson londonwant When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity. Boris Johnson ubiquitycyclinglaw If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere. Boris Johnson judgedstupidifs He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well. Boris Johnson debtbusinesshouse Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power. Boris Johnson intensitykeyboardsdark Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. Boris Johnson growthtryinglooks I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton. Boris Johnson etonschool Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under. Boris Johnson compassionsightfeet My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. Boris Johnson disastermy-friendsopportunity The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale. Boris Johnson london-olympicsscales I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people. Boris Johnson cuttingwantpeople Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals. Boris Johnson queuestradeamerica This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope... Boris Johnson momentsselfdoubt We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better. Boris Johnson celebratecountrypeople We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country. Boris Johnson celebrateshouldcountry Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country. Boris Johnson opportunitycountrythinking I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much. Boris Johnson healthysweetschool I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace the absurd gloom in some quarters with a positive, confident and optimistic approach, not just to Europe, but to government all round. Boris Johnson optimisticcongratulationswinning
