Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you. Dov Davidoff More Quotes by Dov Davidoff More Quotes From Dov Davidoff I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend. Dov Davidoff weekendfalling-in-lovemonday Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary. Dov Davidoff tourettescaseslife-is The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness. Dov Davidoff unhappinessexpectationshappiness Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer. Dov Davidoff stupiditydifferentbrain Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move. Dov Davidoff sleepmovingthinking Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph. Dov Davidoff couplewantgiving If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. Dov Davidoff valentinemarketingmemories Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. Dov Davidoff brunettecupcakesworld I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor. Dov Davidoff organ-donordonorsthinking Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition. Dov Davidoff perfectly-naturalhuman-conditionreactions Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged. Dov Davidoff vulnerabilitykeyshappiness The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something. Dov Davidoff beautifulpeopleworld I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science. Dov Davidoff quitterhumansmath I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other. Dov Davidoff inseparabledefinitionssuccess Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated. Dov Davidoff exceedanticipationreality Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility? Dov Davidoff responsibilitybabythinking Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour. Dov Davidoff martyrdomparenthoodglamour The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face. Dov Davidoff nextactorsuse Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. Dov Davidoff hurtwritingpeople If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. Dov Davidoff dowrypigstalking
