No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know. Ann Landers More Quotes by Ann Landers More Quotes From Ann Landers TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation. Ann Landers impact stronger hands Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say. Ann Landers voice talking thinking Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em. Ann Landers wife husband writing A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset. Ann Landers lovely sunset sensual A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half. Ann Landers half men firsts It means being able to resist the urge for immediate gratification and opt for the course of action that will pay off later. Ann Landers maturity pay mean A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does. Ann Landers husband fun men More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. Ann Landers divorce house rooms One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. Ann Landers trouble fun inspirational One of the characteristics of the young is "I want it now." Ann Landers characteristics maturity want We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us. Ann Landers dying death needs Marriage is not a reform school. Ann Landers reform marriage school One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered. Ann Landers humanity people way Life is rough for everyone....Life isn't always fair. Whatever it is that hits the fan, its never evenly distributed - some always tend to get more of it than others. Ann Landers fans life-is inspirational Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse. Ann Landers class trying needs Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices. Ann Landers sacrifice class manners guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world. Ann Landers guilt world needs In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers. Ann Landers halloween children years Women who are devoted to causes, such as overpopulation and the underprivileged [sic], are much less interested in fashion than, let's say, those who lunch at La Grenouille and Le Cirque. Ann Landers lunch fashion causes No person ever died by drowning in their own sweat. Ann Landers drowning sweat persons