Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street! Joe Garagiola More Quotes by Joe Garagiola More Quotes From Joe Garagiola Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. Joe Garagiola sells leadership sports I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring. Joe Garagiola wear ring wedding world I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,' and underneath was scrawled, 'And they still stink.' Joe Garagiola loved never never-forget forget The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. Joe Garagiola kangaroo off like drunk The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable protective gear while his knees creak. Joe Garagiola ball down uncomfortable guy Catchers just aren't glamorous. Joe Garagiola just glamorous As a catcher, you can't be afraid. You gotta make fast decisions. Joe Garagiola fast decisions afraid you I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little guys that jump on your lap and don't knock you over when they do. Joe Garagiola small great you dog You have to retire before you can make the Hall of Fame. Joe Garagiola retire make you fame I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. Joe Garagiola i-think game think baseball I know nothing about dogs except that I love them. Joe Garagiola dogs nothing know love You can call anything a sport if you want. Joe Garagiola call anything you want All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face. Joe Garagiola show face think today
