Obama is running again for spite. Mort Sahl More Quotes by Mort Sahl More Quotes From Mort Sahl I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people. Mort Sahl good-peoplebelievepeople You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness. Mort Sahl darknessblowwant That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters. Mort Sahl hopelessnessmastersfeelings This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred. Mort Sahl two-sidespracticematter I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. Mort Sahl pbsbobwar A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet. Mort Sahl courageousyuppiesbelieve Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not. Mort Sahl atheistcollegepast Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize? Mort Sahl warmeancountry You know me, I love lost causes. Mort Sahl lost-causelost-lovecauses I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers. Mort Sahl rogertombstonemen New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already. Mort Sahl fbiwantbook I found people looked better when they laughed Mort Sahl laughedfoundpeople If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason. Mort Sahl politicalenoughlong Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad. Mort Sahl madtvsfirsts Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a Mort Sahl governmentrunningfun If you can't join them, beat them. Mort Sahl beatsifs Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? Mort Sahl congressactionwonder I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac. Mort Sahl computerguyclass I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock? Mort Sahl destinyviewsmen you don't know what you think unless you say it. Mort Sahl knowsthinking
