Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better. Derek Landy More Quotes by Derek Landy More Quotes From Derek Landy She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. Derek Landy contradiction teenage years Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast. Derek Landy fighting fun thinking I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. 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Whether you are a Minion or a Skuttlebug or just, you know, a normal person, it’s because of you that I get to do what I love and laughingly call it work. I know some of you by name and some of you by sight (and some of you by smell, but let’s not get into that) but there are still countless others I have never met, and to all of you I say thank you for your support, your passion, and your lunacy. Derek Landy passion sight book I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded. “See? It hurts people. Derek Landy safe hurt people You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain. Derek Landy cynical missing men I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So I'll just stay out here?" Skulduggery asked. "But what'll I do? There's no one to talk to. It's boring." 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