OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them. Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul. Thom Yorke cancer soul special I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke multiple individual personality Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry. Thom Yorke reaching-up erotic names My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself Thom Yorke cutting heart thinking Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. Thom Yorke awful faces facts My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye Thom Yorke lazy eye school I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum. Thom Yorke cancer might thinking I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american. Thom Yorke down-and soul native-american I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans. Thom Yorke swans song beautiful Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke abortion air kids Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain Thom Yorke brain beautiful I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome Thom Yorke down-syndrome syndromes It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family. Thom Yorke schizophrenia my-family voice Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better. Thom Yorke terrible different The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs Thom Yorke eggs easter years I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes! Thom Yorke cookies singing stories I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god. Thom Yorke cat morning men The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks Thom Yorke pointless remarks sharks Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit. Thom Yorke radiohead song children I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans. Thom Yorke toxic car hate
