Osteoarthritis is a tough thing, brother. If my knee was broke, I would have had it fixed. But my situation is totally different. It's painful as hell is all I can say. John Daly More Quotes by John Daly More Quotes From John Daly I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again. John Daly hardballsifs I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein. John Daly nicotinegolfbelieve I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic. John Daly cuttingbeerthinking I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school. John Daly threebeerschool Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up. John Daly golfmemoriespeople Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women. John Daly gamblingaddictiondrinking This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke? John Daly cokedrinkgolf My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment. John Daly equipmentgolfneeds There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat. John Daly cokedrinkdiets I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt. John Daly tiredmissinggolf Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction. John Daly alcoholbraingolf Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it. John Daly crapgolfforget I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. John Daly whiskeyplaygolf I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off. John Daly drinkinggolfthinking How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions. John Daly issuesideasneeds I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side. John Daly drinkerssidesgolf I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it. John Daly motivationalinspirationalsports I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. John Daly bagsfourgolf It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff. John Daly niceworrygolf Most change initiatives either fail or fall far short of original (perhaps unrealistic) expectations. More often than not, resistance is cultural in nature, the result of what James O'Toole so aptly characterizes as "the ideology of comfort and the tyranny of custom." John Daly resistanceexpectationsfall
