Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. Gene Perret More Quotes by Gene Perret More Quotes From Gene Perret Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. Gene Perret niceteacherretirement My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. Gene Perret grandmotherbasketballmean It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit. Gene Perret exerciseinspirationalpeople An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. Gene Perret grandparentgrandchildrengrandmother Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Gene Perret ageworryretirement Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. Gene Perret funny-lovemarriagewine I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. Gene Perret agesuccessretirement Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. Gene Perret grandparentgrandmotherchildren Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. Gene Perret grandparentgrandchildrenpeople My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. Gene Perret grandmothergrandmabelieve On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. Gene Perret grandparentgrandchildrengrandmother Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine. Gene Perret grandchildrengrandmothernaps I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. Gene Perret grandchildrengrandmotherself In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball. Gene Perret golfteacherretirement Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them. Gene Perret grandparentgrandchildrengrandmother I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. Gene Perret grandpagrandmothergrandma Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." Gene Perret foreverhomeretirement My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger. Gene Perret granddaughterlittleschildren I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. Gene Perret incometeacherretirement Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored. Gene Perret boredwantpeople
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