People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them. Lucille Ball More Quotes by Lucille Ball More Quotes From Lucille Ball I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness. Lucille Ball hollywoodshyyears When you're too mad and too rattled to see straight, you're bound to make mistakes. You can't go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can't stand yourself. Lucille Ball madmistakeyears Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world. Lucille Ball recognitiontelevisionworld Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts. Lucille Ball liberatedinteresthurt I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. Lucille Ball thinking I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children. Lucille Ball twochildrenthinking Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage. Lucille Ball “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke. Lucille Ball neverknowmei-can You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S. Lucille Ball spellyoubobhope I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. Lucille Ball yourselfmelovereligion I'm not sure that I want to be without some lack of confidence. If you are too sure of yourself, you don't grow. You may feel confident in some things, but other fields come up as a challenge. And if you don't anticipate trouble, you will be in trouble. Lucille Ball challengeyourselfyouconfidence I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can. Lucille Ball morethinkyouimportant I wanted to get out of the pictures and stay home so that I could have children. Lucille Ball picturesstayhomechildren
