Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almos... by Michael Scott

Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything.

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The strong survive, but the courageous triumph. by Michael Scott

The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.

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Master the rules of the game until you can play it better they ca... by Michael Scott

Master the rules of the game until you can play it better they can.

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When in doubt, we follow our hearts. Words can be false, images and sounds can be manipulated. But this...' He tapped his chest, over his heart. 'This is always true

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Some stories wait their turn to be told, others just tap you on the shoulder and insist you tell them.

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At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth. by Michael Scott

At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.

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They expected to lose. And therefore, they lost. [..] People who start thinking deep dark thoughts in the middle of a war start expecting to lose.

dark war thinking

He who retreats lives longer. by Michael Scott

He who retreats lives longer.

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But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing. by Michael Scott

But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.

dangerous-things truth-is dangerous

You might argue that the history of contemporary art is a series of avant-garde movements, each new wave outraging the last.

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Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses. Humans have cut themselves off from their senses. Now they see only a tiny portion of the visible spectrum, hear only the loudest of sounds, their sense of smell is shockingly poor and they can only distinguish the sweetest and sourest of tastes.

smell magic cutting

Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth. by Michael Scott

Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth.

clever men lying

How do you untell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do, is spread false gossip ... so people think that everything that's been said is untrue. Include that Stanley is having an affair. It's like the end of Spartacus. I have seen the movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is. And, that is what makes that movie a classic whodunnit.

gossip real thinking

The day we stop learning is the day we die. by Michael Scott

The day we stop learning is the day we die.

dies

You know I hate disappointing even one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone but I love burlington coat factory

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Middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary ti... by Michael Scott

Middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.

middle-school middle school

There was no honor in war, less in killing, and none in dying. But there was true dignity in how men comported themselves in battle. And there was always honor to be found in standing for a just cause and defending the defenseless.

honor men war

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

volunteer car opposites

TMI? Too Much Information. It”s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.

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Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that mo... by Michael Scott

Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that move this idea forward.

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I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome. by Michael Scott

I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.

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