Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it! Will Rogers making-moneystupidityway It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of. Will Rogers audiencequittingwant Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out. Will Rogers effortplansway Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain. Will Rogers craftswritingtrying Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. Will Rogers speakersmen The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges? Will Rogers decisionhalfjudging Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors. Will Rogers nuisancecausespeople Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful person. The best a man can do is to arrive at the top in his chosen profession. I have always maintained that one profession is deserving of as much honor as another provided it is honorable. Will Rogers honestybusinesssuccessful It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know. Will Rogers great-depressionlittlesmen People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal. Will Rogers returnshouldpeople In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud. Will Rogers whisperingfunny-thingshalf Common sense is not an issue in politics--it's an affliction. Will Rogers afflictioncommon-senseissues There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, 'Who among us on salary are earning our income?' Will Rogers salaryincomereal We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot. Will Rogers hotamericapast The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more. Will Rogers agriculturedollarsgovernment It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. Will Rogers taxes-funnygovernmentpay The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President Will Rogers politicalpartyrunning Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them. Will Rogers ten-commandmentstinkeringcongress I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because I liked all of them personally, and that if there was no malice in your heart there could be none in your "Gags", and I have always said I never met a man I dident like. Will Rogers heartinspirationalmen I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace. Will Rogers caringrunningcountry
