Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked - blowsy and loud and low. Julie Burchill More Quotes by Julie Burchill More Quotes From Julie Burchill People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. Julie Burchill denial self people What men don't want, in fact what anyone who's any sort of thrill-seeking, intelligent adult doesn't want, is some crushing bore describing their emotions in real time every waking hour. Julie Burchill crush intelligent real Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it. Julie Burchill punk two years To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together. Julie Burchill couple stupid believe What I find most upsetting about this new all-consuming beauty culture is that the obsession with good looks, and how you can supposedly attain them, is almost entirely female-driven. Julie Burchill upset female culture Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat. Julie Burchill cat tree children If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog. Julie Burchill dog want sex Prostitution is the supreme triumph of capitalism. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women, for the moral tarring and feathering they give indigenous women who have had the bad luck to live in what they make their humping ground. Julie Burchill betrayal war sex I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off. Julie Burchill phones husband morning Show me a frigid woman and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man. Julie Burchill heartless women littles Writing is more than anything a compulsion, like some people wash their hands thirty times a day for fear of awful consequences if they do not. It pays a whole lot better than this type of compulsion, but it is no more heroic. Julie Burchill writing hands people I don't have a spiritual bone in my body; but what I am, is religious. Julie Burchill body religious spiritual Only those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them. Julie Burchill clothes speak want The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps. Julie Burchill feminist body should Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species, let alone the same nationality? On one hand the selflessness and internationalism of the soldiers; on the other the Whites-First isolationism of the protesters. Excuse me, who are the idealists here? Julie Burchill two-sides laughing hands May I just single out for salutations, on the "anti-war" side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism and Jugglers For Genocide. All of them united under that flaccid flag of convenience, Show-Offs For Saddam. Julie Burchill dancer stars war I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour. Julie Burchill bovine vote stupid Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy. Julie Burchill cuddling want sex I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties. Julie Burchill new-year party thinking One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and doing a show. Julie Burchill tradition towns shows
