Rick Shapiro is a top comedian. Howard Stern More Quotes by Howard Stern More Quotes From Howard Stern I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. Howard Stern communistdemocratvote Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air. Howard Stern matterairworld I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves. Howard Stern problempeoplethinking I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge. Howard Stern honestylongbook I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy. Howard Stern meanjesusthinking We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. Howard Stern ablegaycouple It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. Howard Stern uglywifemen Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas. Howard Stern uptightmovementsex I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. Howard Stern pissed-offdespiseatheist I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke. Howard Stern marijuanadoctorsdifferences I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing. Howard Stern missingworkjobs I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. Howard Stern pissed-off You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten. Howard Stern tomorrowdecisionwant I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself. Howard Stern feel-goodrealpeople This country (United States) has too many freedoms. Howard Stern united-statesfreedomcountry Don't let the government win. Howard Stern governmentwinning It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine. Howard Stern paincausesbelieve I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. Howard Stern radiofoundthinking Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God. Howard Stern mad-menatheismhate I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. Howard Stern rocksatheistthinking
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