Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you? Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean. Charles M. Schulz stills mind mean Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are. Charles M. Schulz dear valentine love-you Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?! Charles M. Schulz hundred differences years Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless. Charles M. Schulz still-life-with-woodpecker theologian proof Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word. Charles M. Schulz beagles snoopy I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon. Charles M. Schulz girl moon thinking You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around! Charles M. Schulz nice hate thinking Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often. Charles M. Schulz thoughts-of-you dear valentine If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons! Charles M. Schulz artist writing book It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy Charles M. Schulz snoopy dark night Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. Charles M. Schulz winning-isnt-everything losing winning The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.' Charles M. Schulz atheism humanist religion I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo! Charles M. Schulz cheer sorry baby Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! Charles M. Schulz down-and sometimes way I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars! Charles M. Schulz dollars hundred three Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family. Charles M. Schulz brothers-and-sisters brother should I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy. Charles M. Schulz torn desire You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Charles M. Schulz good-man witty men I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie. Charles M. Schulz church-service play thinking A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself! Charles M. Schulz three feet moving