Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise D. J. MacHale More Quotes by D. J. MacHale More Quotes From D. J. MacHale If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave. D. J. MacHale graves ifs "Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?" D. J. MacHale accordions And so we go.' It's my way of saying that I'm prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I'm ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be. D. J. MacHale challenges adventure way Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago. D. J. MacHale courtney mark three My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure. D. J. MacHale ongoing life-is adventure Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton) D. J. MacHale things-are-meant-to-be presses way I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you. D. J. MacHale terrorist I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for. D. J. MacHale house home world I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right? D. J. MacHale clown i-hate hate Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first," Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death) D. J. MacHale next poison wish Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) D. J. MacHale saint reality looks I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) D. J. MacHale girlfriend nice reality If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War D. J. MacHale wings war fall Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. "Veelox. D. J. MacHale shattering simple Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo D. J. MacHale fats Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?" - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR D. J. MacHale suits saint talking Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ D. J. MacHale dark sleep night I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon D. J. MacHale hurt sorry hands That Loor's a handful, she is." - Spader (Black Water) D. J. MacHale handful black water I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job. Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn't want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans. D. J. MacHale girl jobs beach