Six pushes, he was out, he appeared to be a healthy normal baby until about three hours after he was born. Jimmy Kimmel More Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel More Quotes From Jimmy Kimmel None of that actually happened. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines Andy, please don’t, donald Trump will kill both of us. Jimmy Kimmel entertainment I’ll just file an official complaint and let them sort it out, this could be very expensive. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines There were secrets we kept from each other that we revealed only after the second surgery. The biggest one was that, I think subconsciously, we didn’t want to get too close to the baby because we didn’t know what was going to happen. Jimmy Kimmel entertainment He’ll have another surgery when he’s around 6 or 7 years old, but in the meantime, he’s doing great. Jimmy Kimmel entertainment My mother, unbeknownst to me, spent the weekend making Oscar cookies, and she put glitter [ on them ], I don’t know if it was edible or what. Cookies which she then packed in disposable Tupperware boxes and brought to the show. But Kimmel's mother didn't stop there. The concerned mother proceeded to make sure all the Oscars attendees got their fill of sugar and offered her cookies the stars during the show. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines You know, a lot of people have been thanked tonight. Producers, directors, Mexico got a thanks. And deservedly so. Many of you would not be here without the people you're thanking, but there's another group that deserves our thanks even more, because without them, none of us would be here, so I want to take a moment to thank the people who actually go to see the movies you make. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines We’re sorry we interrupted the movie. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines We were talking about our appreciation for people who go to the movies, and that is you guys. And we have a surprise for you as well: I noticed you don’t have any snacks. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines The stunning Lupita Nyong ’ o, Kumail Nanjiani was born in Mexico and raised in Kenya, let the tweetstorm from the president's toilet begin ! Jimmy Kimmel us Now stage one, is, of course, denial. As in, ‘No, the host of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is not our president, he can’t possibly be’, ‘CNN must have the map wrong, they must have missed a county or something’. Jimmy Kimmel entertainment I didn’t realize I was on camera – but then my phone started just buzzing with text after text and I was like ‘Oh, I think I might have been on camera,’ fergie even apologized for her performance. She said she tried her best and the reasons she decided to sing the song that way because she is a ‘risk taker.’. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines Here’s the thing about taking risks when it comes to the national anthem: Don’t. Just don’t, don’t take risks when you’re doing brain surgery, don’t take risks driving a school bus – or singing the national anthem. Just regular is fine. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines In hindsight, trying to work in the words ‘my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps’ may have been a mistake. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines It’s not like she was intentionally trying to ruin the song, and in Fergie’s defense, we don’t know what Francis Scott Key was thinking when he wrote the ‘Star-Spangled Banner.’ Maybe he wanted it to be sexy. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines Tell these Congressmen – and lobbyists – who infest that swamp you said you were going to drain, force these allegedly-Christian men – and women – who stuff their pockets with money from the NRA year after year after year – to do something. Now. Not later. Now. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines You said it after Vegas, you said it after Sandy Hook, you say that every one of these eight fatal school shootings in this country this year. Children are being murdered. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines You did that. Your party voted to repeal the mandates on coverage for mental health. So, I agree, this is a mental illness issue because if you don’t agree we need to do something about it, you’re obviously mentally ill. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines I think Donald Trump actually wants a government shutdown, i think Donald Trump think it would be like a snow day for Donald Trump to take off. Jimmy Kimmel entertainment Some nights you wish you could balance it out a little bit so that you can cover a variety of subjects, but it’s relentless. Jimmy Kimmel latest-headlines
