So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly. Ann Coulter More Quotes by Ann Coulter More Quotes From Ann Coulter Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it. Ann Coulter deterrence democrat conservative Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays. Ann Coulter homosexuality offensive gay In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc. Ann Coulter party america people We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States. Ann Coulter fighting war america That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'. Ann Coulter mom brain needs But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims - always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups. Ann Coulter empathy groups powerful Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal. Ann Coulter position adults sides Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government. Ann Coulter rich poor government Hillary has already gotten a record $8 million advance from Simon & Schuster for the book -- reportedly the most anyone has ever received for rewriting history. Ann Coulter rewriting records book I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats. Ann Coulter cutting nice say-anything I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly. Ann Coulter criminals honor might It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into. Ann Coulter california husband names If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism. Ann Coulter racist als racism The Episcopalians don't demand much in the way of actual religious belief. They have girl priests, gay priests, gay bishops, gay marriages? it's much like the New York Times editorial board. They acknowledge the Ten Commandments? or "Moses' talking points"? but hasten to add that they're not exactly "carved in stone." Ann Coulter girl religious new-york The counties with the highest per capita income aren't near New York City or Los Angeles - they're in the Washington, D.C. area - a one-company town where the company is the government. The three counties with the highest incomes in the entire country are all suburbs of Washington. Eleven of the 25 counties with the highest incomes are near Washington. Ann Coulter government new-york country Obamacare would never have passed without decades of massive immigration from the Third World. Liberals didn't change any minds - they changed the voters. Ann Coulter obamacare immigration mind If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country. Ann Coulter hate love-you country Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips. Ann Coulter abortion lips government If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon. Ann Coulter apes causes thinking I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much Ann Coulter enjoy husband people