So what you have here are 50 senators who are going to vote against this woman, who is above reproach, the first Black woman in that position. That is going to be on their record, and that’s why they’re asking these dumb questions. Joy Behar More Quotes by Joy Behar More Quotes From Joy Behar I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks. Joy Behar coffeerealitythinking Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? Joy Behar fridayblackstupid I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young. Joy Behar childhoodchildrenthinking I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time. Joy Behar peopleinterestingthinking You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care. Joy Behar caredifferenttalking Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. Joy Behar stupidmeanthinking As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that. Joy Behar life-issaidbelieve I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way. Joy Behar italianpeoplethinking I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I'm like everybody out there who's watching, who's out there watching, you know? Joy Behar magazinesinterestnew-york You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits! Joy Behar comedianbillsthree When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone. Joy Behar pressesmicrophonespeople Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria. Joy Behar restaurantsmamachinese I've been through many years of psychotherapy, psycho-drama, I've taken risks in my life. I've had trials and tribulations just like every body else. You have to really think about who you are. You can't just go through life and sail threw. Joy Behar takendramathinking I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do. Joy Behar nightmareyoungpeople I don't want to do just a liberal show. Joy Behar showswant What daughter thinks of her parents in flagrante delicto? Yet, my mother, even after years with him, dropped hints such as, 'You know, your father enjoys his matinees.' I never even saw them go to the movies together. What could she mean? All those afternoons, I thought she was upstairs listening to La Traviata, and those high notes apparently were not coming from the radio. Joy Behar daughtermothersex It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there. Joy Behar uselessemotion It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other things on my plate I want to do — I’ve been writing a play, I’ve been neglecting my standup. Joy Behar wantplaywriting I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people. Joy Behar showstalkingpeople I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers. Joy Behar wake-upliarspeople
