Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face. Leslie Nielsen More Quotes by Leslie Nielsen More Quotes From Leslie Nielsen 'Who are you and how did you get in here' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' Leslie Nielsen It was a boy's name first. Leslie Nielsen boy name first In those days, I auditioned for everything MGM made while I was under contract. Not for the roles Elizabeth Taylor eventually got, of course. Leslie Nielsen days got everything made I've produced, but as for directing, that's a dream that'll have to go unfulfilled. Leslie Nielsen unfulfilled directing go dream If I couldn't be an actor, I would only consider being an astronaut, a sea otter, or a gynecologist. Leslie Nielsen actor only being sea The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. Leslie Nielsen words up reason golf I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account. Leslie Nielsen shirt playing yesterday golf There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in. Leslie Nielsen village winter father people To be honest, I never, ever thought I'd ever do comedy. I was so frequently cast early on as a high-born young man with... 'problems' and, later, as a heavy, from black-hatted western villains to the corporate raider to bad cops. Leslie Nielsen problems thought man comedy As for honours, I've had a few along the way, and to be honest, I never expected any of them. I made a good living for decades, and that was enough; that, and maybe a good residual cheque from time to time. Leslie Nielsen never good time way I don't have a hard and fast rule about dignity. I'm concerned about being treated with respect, but if I make my own choices and kind of let 'er rip, I will. Leslie Nielsen dignity respect my-own choices
