Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes. Jennifer Rardin More Quotes by Jennifer Rardin More Quotes From Jennifer Rardin The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep! Jennifer Rardin buns girl eye Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero. Jennifer Rardin gun hero numbers The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she finally pulled into the United Methodist Church parking lot, praise God, leaving the rest of us free to party until some other octogenarian found it necessary to take to the streets after dark. In Ohio, old folks know better than to drive at night. Yet another reason Cleveland rocks. Jennifer Rardin block party dark Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? 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Jennifer Rardin falling-in-love love-you morning I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when do you fret over money?" he asked with amusement. "I was not even sure you knew what to do with it." I shrugged. "A women has needs." "Still." said Cole. "Gosh, Jaz, why didn't you say something to me? I'd never let you suffer. Jennifer Rardin suffering needs thinking It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question." "What was that?" "Do you think we should ask Goatee Guy how to find the caterer?" I smiled at him innocently as his eyebrows pratically met above his nose. "I am never going to share my pet peeves with you again." Jennifer Rardin eyebrows guy thinking Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-" Hey, if Bergman needs a cheerleard, that's what he's getting." 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