Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time.... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time. Ignore him. (Nykyrian)

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I feel I should warn you, I’m in a really bad mood. (Syn) You’ll be in a worse mood when we haul you in dead! (a Partini) ‘Syn grimaced in pain at a comment so stupid it didn’t even rate a snotty comeback.’ (Syn)

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pain bad-mood stupid

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?’ (Syn)

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next dancing littles

What am I supposed to do while you’re gone? (Shahara) Think up ways to kill me while I sleep. (Syn)

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gone sleep thinking

But he’s never been interested in me, and the last time I made a move on him, Caillen almost tore my arm out of its socket. Lesson learned. Syn off-limits. (Kasen)

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lesson-learned lessons moving

What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a hu... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara)

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pay men way

Excuse me, but I’ve been to some of the toughest zones in the galaxy to get my targets. And I have never once gone after a target and failed. Ever. (Shahara) Yeah, but you’ve never been chased before. It’s a lot harder to be the prey than it is to be the predator. (Syn)

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predator target gone

Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to sit over here with my throbbing feet and bleed in silence until we get to our destination. (Syn)

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silence feet mind

I’m so sorry! Are you okay? (Shahara) Other than the fact that I feel like my rib just punctured a lung, sure, I’m all right. (Syn)

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ribs sorry facts

So how do you know him? (Shahara) I knocked on his door one day and said, ‘Hi, I’m here to rob you. Hope you don’t mind. Oh, and by the way, will you be my friend?’ (Syn)

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one-day mind doors

Aren’t you afraid one of them will betray you? Take it all away? (Shahara) I’m sure one will eventually, but that’s the least of what keeps me up at night. Trust me, there are a lot worse things in life than loosing a few credits. (Syn)

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credit things-in-life night

You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don’t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my teeth with their bones doesn’t mean I’m nuts. (Syn) Any other weird habits I should be aware of? (Shahara) Just my need to dance naked in the streets under the light of a full moon. (Syn)

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moon baby mean

So just look mean and don’t make eye contact with anyone. (Syn) Gee, hon, you take me to the most wonderful places. (Shahara)

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eye mean looks

C’mon, friend. It’s two on one. You sure don’t look like you’re up to those odds. (Stranger) You can’t be talking to me. I don’t have prokas for friends. And I assure you I could gut you both before your stench had time to catch up to your fall. (Syn)

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talking two fall

Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)

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ifs-and hungry nuts

The dead won’t hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (S... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

The dead won’t hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (Syn)

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hurt can-do

If I hurt you, you can kill me. (Syn) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I hurt you, you can kill me. (Syn)

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i-hurt-you kill-me hurt

Good Lord, woman. Didn’t anyone ever tell you that men have a specified word count set aside each day and if I don’t stop talking, my tongue will explode? (Syn)

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tongue talking men

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

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endearment shut-up

What now? (Shahara) I’m thinking. (Syn) Could you think a little quicker? (Shahara) You’re not helping. (Syn) You’re lucky you’re still breathing and not limping. (Shahara)

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breathing littles thinking

I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I’m hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)

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hiding nice men