Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time.... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time. Ignore him. (Nykyrian)

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Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta) No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)

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You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta) I try to be, Princess. (Andrei) And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)

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Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta) And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei) Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta) I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei) Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)

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Why are you talking to the King Loser Dork? You want to talk about ugly? Look at what he’s wearing. (Stone) I like a man who takes fashion chances. It’s the mark of someone who lives by his own code. A rebel. A real lone wolf is a lot sexier than a pack animal who follows orders and can’t have an opinion unless someone else gives it to him. (Nekoda)

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Don’t let the past ruin your future. (Acheron) Meaning what, oh great Yoda? (Kyrian) You take care of the kid. I’ll take care of your patrol tonight. I could use the target practice. (Acheron)

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practice kids past

Where am I? (Nick) Hospital. (Kyrian) Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)

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You’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life and if anything ever happened to you, they’d have to dig two graves ‘cause I couldn’t live a single day without my baby beside me. (Cherise)

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done baby two

Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)

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ugly causes thinking

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

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shots

It would have really cramped my future plans had I died. (Nick) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

It would have really cramped my future plans had I died. (Nick)

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future-planning future-plans my-future

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going t... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

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shoes causes feet

I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nic... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)

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ugly fats men

But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)

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bubba kids

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tan... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

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tanks body looks

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testoste... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

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Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first date or a driver’s license. Ah, gah! I’ve come too far to die a predestrian virgin. Bubba, you can’t let me die…I only have seventeen more months and three days to my sixteenth birthday! (Nick)

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zombie three men

Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?’ (Nick)

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zombie fairy believe

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)

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ducks cat thinking

Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)

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cds girlfriend drama

My parents died a long time ago. And you know the sad thing? I still miss them every day. I spent my entire youth fighting with my dad over every little thing and damned if I wouldn’t sell my soul to see him one more time and tell him I was sorry for the last words I said to him. Words I can never take back that should have never been said. So call your mom. No matter what kind of relationship you have with your parents, I swear to you, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. (Kyrian)

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dad mom sorry