Take a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me. Patricia Briggs More Quotes by Patricia Briggs More Quotes From Patricia Briggs Evil must always be fought. Patricia Briggs evil Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. Patricia Briggs idiotfear When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace. Patricia Briggs importantgraceexpectations Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade. Patricia Briggs opponentsangerstupid When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her Patricia Briggs nextheartmean I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. Patricia Briggs vampirefightingnames That’s a pretty lame superhero name,” I told him. “Scooby-Doo is already taken,” he said with dignity. “Anything else sounds lame in comparison. Patricia Briggs superherotakennames MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. Patricia Briggs heavyblockletters A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter. Patricia Briggs summerwintermean Dance when the moon sings, and don't cry about troubles that haven't yet come. (Moon Called) Patricia Briggs crymoontrouble A king who trusts no man is weak. Patricia Briggs kingsweakmen I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion. Patricia Briggs askinggivingmean He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals. Patricia Briggs fangsmoral Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. Patricia Briggs slinkiesfacespeople Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding. Patricia Briggs fussycar I don't like it when I outweigh my men. Patricia Briggs womenmen Dragons and legends...It would have been difficult for any man not to want to fight beside a dragon. Patricia Briggs dragonsfightingmen You can't cage an eagle for long without destroying it. Patricia Briggs eaglesfreedomlong Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect? Patricia Briggs orange-juiceeyebrowscoffee His grandfather had often told him that he tried too hard to move trees when a wiser man would walk around them. Patricia Briggs treemenmoving
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