Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch. Jean-Claude Van Damme More Quotes by Jean-Claude Van Damme More Quotes From Jean-Claude Van Damme God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple. Jean-Claude Van Damme godbeautydirectors I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die. Jean-Claude Van Damme challengescan-dowant If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up. Jean-Claude Van Damme psychicsphonesanswers A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. Jean-Claude Van Damme cookieseggssoul Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain. Jean-Claude Van Damme airbrainbeautiful I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too. Jean-Claude Van Damme airskyfall A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart. Jean-Claude Van Damme carheartmen According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good. Jean-Claude Van Damme statisticsfourpeople I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today. Jean-Claude Van Damme bumpy-roadswindtoday I love karate, it's like a bible to me. But deep inside I'm so I mean, I'm so sensitive. Jean-Claude Van Damme karatesensitivemean A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits. Jean-Claude Van Damme legsepiclaw You know, I looked at my face in the mirror this morning, and I like being old. My face has more content and when I train in the gym now, I am not training to be strong or handsome - just better than I was yesterday. These days the race is just against myself. Jean-Claude Van Damme strongyesterdaymorning But on average, I go to the gym about four or five times a week. Today, I'm so experienced in training - I'm actually listening to my body now. My body needs freedom. When I train I create serenity and I produce oxygen in my blood. It helps me to think better and relax. By training, you accentuate the problem. Jean-Claude Van Damme oxygenaveragethinking When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds! Jean-Claude Van Damme oxygenzerobird My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence. Jean-Claude Van Damme guyfightingyears Because no matter what you say in life, the truth will always be the truth. You know when someone is telling the truth, you look in the eyes. I have a tendency to believe people. Jean-Claude Van Damme eyebelievepeople If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing. Jean-Claude Van Damme ifsearthquakes I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables. Jean-Claude Van Damme vegetables It looks good when you see someone kicking at the age of 51 with no double. It's kinda cool for people to know that past 50 we can keep flexible. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking-itpeoplepast You have to believe what you say, and if you believe what you are saying, then acting is easy. Jean-Claude Van Damme actingeasybelieve
