Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts. Bill Maher More Quotes by Bill Maher More Quotes From Bill Maher It just seems like atheists are not included in the basket of diversity in America, which is odd because we are the biggest minority. That is a bigger minority than any other minority you can name. Bill Maher atheist names america New Rule: I don't give two fingleberries and a McShit-all that Dumbledore is gay. I never wanted to know who Dumbledore was in the first place. Let alone his sexuality. What concerns me is adults who read 800-page books about magic schoolboys... and then try to talk to me about it. If I had the slightest interest in homosexuals with powers, I'd be a Republican. Bill Maher gay two book Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason. Bill Maher mass-destruction oil order Germs do not have a political party. Bill Maher germs political party The Democrats are very bad at selling their own product. The Republicans are geniuses at it. And I've said it before, a bad product well apologized for is superior in this country to a good product. Bill Maher democracy genius country Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there is a big difference between Ted Cruz and snow. Both are white and everyone’s sick of them – but eventually snow goes away. Bill Maher government white jobs My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp! Bill Maher pimp girl father They are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven-person panel and it will include Senator John McCain, but the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election. President Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year, you know, the same way it works in the Texas National Guard. Bill Maher iraq texas years First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.' Bill Maher debt ceilings believe More astronauts have been to the moon than farmers who paid the inheritance tax in 2013. Bill Maher astronaut inheritance moon The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system? Bill Maher horrible teacher kids Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies? Bill Maher government choices people In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.' Bill Maher party hate christian Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage? Bill Maher speak asking people Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway. Bill Maher republican body ideas If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly. Bill Maher gun giving thinking Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'. Bill Maher shameless thanks hypocrite You can refer to god and you are really just talking about nature. If you are going to say the universe is god, then everything is god, everything is religion. But when we explore traditional religion we are talking about humanistic gods people pray to, that they think can intervene in our lives, who run sort of a heaven-and-hell operation for the afterworld. Bill Maher running talking thinking If you're living hand-to-mouth, and still buying into the con that the big threats to America are socialized medicine, Mexican immigrants and tax increases, then you're not being kept down by the rich. You're being kept down by you. Bill Maher medicine hands america Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.' Bill Maher police violence calling
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